Ministry of Truth
Department of Banned Words that Sound like other Words
EDICT----EDICT----EDICT----EDICT
Press release - MOTDOBWTSLOW- 7 September, 2011
The Ministry of Truth Department of Banned Words that Sound like other Words has issued the banning of a following word:
Natty
It has come to the attention of the Ministry of Truth Department of Banned Words that Sound like other Words that the conservative blogger "Sahib" has used the word "natty" in referring to the haberdashery of Muslim leaders, liberal politicians, and the state-run media. Specifically, the head coverings of said people. We at the MOTDOBWTSLOW all realize this is a thinly veiled racial slur aimed President Barak Obama. After the Imusizing of the word "nappy", the word "natty" has teetered on the precipice of violating the rules of decency and cultural diversity. The use of the word "natty" by such an obvious hate-monger as "Sahib" pushes the word over the edge and into the abyss. From this day forward, the use of the former word "natty" is permanently prohibited. Violation of this ban is punishable by forcible apology, immediate termination of employment (public or private), and reparations paid to any and all citizens harmed by the use of this egregious word. As it is written, so mote it be.
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