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| The Great Satan! |
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| The Not-So-Great Satan! |
The United States and Israel move over! Your reigns of satanhood are over. The Killer Bs have dethroned you. Bart and Barbie are haraam.
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| Mohammad Hossein Farjoo |
The delightfully monikered Mohammad Hossein Farjoo (I can only assume the surname Farjoo is derived from his desired proximity to people of the Hebrew persuasion...) has declared both Bart Simpson and Barbie VERBOTTEN! Mr. Farjoo's full title is "Secretary for Policy-making at the Institute for the Intellectual Development of Children and Young Adults in Tehran" or Burgerneister Meisterburger for short. BM Farjoo has proclaimed that Barbie and Bart are "illegal, unmoral, unlawful, and anyone found with a toy in his possession will be placed under arrest and thrown in the dungeon. No kidding!" The children of Sombertown... errr Tehran will have to really, REALLY want a Bart or Barbie toy for Ramadan.
But not to worry, BM Farjoo says that all-American action heroes are still welcome in Iran. His institute specifically plans on ordering 50,000 David Duke action figures for 2012! *Burning crosses and stars of David sold separately. I might be going out on a limb here, but I would think that the children of Iran would like to quote Bart and tell BM Farjoo to "Eat My Shorts!"
You can read more about Burgermeister Meisterburger Farjoo here.
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