Fear not SACSTW readers, here is a brief translation of socialist mumbo-jumbo into clear English for you to consult as you watch Joe Biden stagger his way through tonight's festivities.......
When Joe Says This He Means This
Revenue Taxes (syn. your money)
Investment Federal Spending (syn. your money)
Economic Stimulus Federal Spending (syn. your money)
The Rich Middle-aged white businessmen (syn. job creators)
Old Ideas The founding principles of our country
Fundamentally Transform Destroy the founding principles of our country
Hope and Change Destroy the founding principles of our country
Freedom of religion Freedom from religion
Individual rights What the federal government will allow you to do
Republicans Demons (syn. baby starvers, old lady murderers)
Voters Unidentifiable humans who may or may not be legal citizens
Disenfranchised voters Unidentifiable humans who may or may not be dead
War on Women Sandra Fluke should buy her own condoms
Enjoy the debate, it's always fun to watch Joe on live television!
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